Things I Never Thought I'd Say ...

Okay, so as a girl, I've said my share of dumb things, but as a Mom ... sometimes the things I say are just bizarre. So, I've decided to start recording them. As everyone once in a while I say something and then think, "really, I just said that." Now, you can read about the strange things I say. Feel free to add your own "Bizarre Mom Sayings" below!